Woman accused of assaulting husband for peeing on the bathroom floor.

YELLOWSTONE COUNTY , Montana – A Montana woman faces a felony charge of assault with a
weapon after she allegedly slashed her 68-year-old husband’s face with a knife because she was upset that he had peed on the bathroom floor.

When police arrived at the home of Shery Lynn Downs, her husband was on the front steps holding a bloody towel to his face.

Officers followed a blood trail into the home and located Downs.

The 52-year-old appeared to be intoxicated and told police that her husband had hurt himself.  More

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Ex-Chick-fil-A Employee Robs KFC.

ROCK HILL, S.C. (AP) — A man who worked at a Chick-fil-A restaurant in northern South Carolina has been accused of robbing a KFC.

Fifty-year-old old Jeffrey Coley is accused of taking $516 from the KFC in Rock Hill, South Carolina, on Monday.

Police say Coley pulled a gun at the drive-thru at KFC and demanded cash. Coley was arrested Tuesday after a chase. Police say the cash drawer was still in the vehicle.

He's charged with armed robbery, possession of a gun during a violent crime, failure to stop for police and possession of methamphetamine. It wasn't clear whether he has an attorney.

Chick-fil-A spokesman Mark Baldwin tells The Rock Hill Herald (http://bit.ly/1sHpuCZ ) Coley was fired June 18 from a restaurant in Indian Land when he failed to show up to work two consecutive days.

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Woman Beat Her Mom With Vibrator...

New Mexico - A  woman allegedly bashed her mother in the head with a vibrator during a confrontation late Sunday night that left the older woman bleeding profusely, police report.

Sheryl Claffy, 60, called cops to report that her daughter Cara, 35, “struck her on the head with a vibrator” and was attempting to flee from the Albuquerque home they share. The elder Claffy, bleeding from a head wound, pointed to a Ford truck and told cops her daughter was inside the vehicle.

While the car was only occupied by a male driver, an officer reported, “I did notice an electric vibrator on the passenger side floor of the vehicle,” according to a criminal complaint which does not further describe the vibrator.

Cara Claffy was subsequently apprehended upon exiting a nearby house. She told officers that while she had earlier argued with her mother, she did not assault her kin. In fact, Claffy claimed that her mother had emerged bleeding from a room in their home, and reported “that she had struck herself with a vibrator.”  Full Article

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Toe-biting shoe salesman with foot fetsih sentenced to prison

SANTA FE, New Mexico - A former New Mexico shoe salesman was handed a 5 1/2-year prison sentence after he admitted he attacked his ex-girlfriend and bit off parts of her toes.

Daniel Anaya pleaded guilty to two counts of aggravated battery against a household member, two counts of false imprisonment and one count of assault against a household member in order to avoid serving a maximum sentence of seven and a half years in prison.

The 28-year-old, who is said to have a foot fetish, agreed to the deal because of two incidents that took place in 2012 and 2013.

During the first incident, Anaya allegedly threatened the victim with a box cutter, sucked her toes and then bit off a large piece of her toenail. Full Article

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Crooks Pay For Girl Scout Cookies With Counterfeit Cash

RANCHO CUCAMONGA – Crooks in Rancho Cucamonga are paying for Girl Scout cookies with counterfeit cash.

Two high school sophomores, Katelyn and Tari, were selling cookies Saturday in front of a Stater Brothers when they took in two seemingly legitimate $50 bills from a man and a woman.

When they tried to break one of the $50 bills, a cashier told them the cash was fake.

Troop leader Cheryl Williams was stunned. “Even though we had the counterfeit pen, the pen did not work. It showed that it was a good bill,” she said. Full Article 

 

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Mother arrested for assault after stabbing teddy bear during argument

Wyoming – A woman has been arrested for aggravated assault and battery after she stabbed a 5ft tall teddy bear.

Carly Marra attacked the white fluffy toy during an argument with her former boyfriend and allegedly told him: “I wish this was you.”

She was also charged with a possession of a controlled substance (liquid TCH and an ounce of marijuana) and was released from police custody on a $5,000 bond.

Marra from Casper, Wyoming, attacked the bear when she and her on-off boyfriend Jordan McAlexander started fighting on Tuesday. Full Article


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Mother, 53, Arrested For Battering Daughter, 25, With Used Diaper.

Florida – A Florida woman was arrested for battery after striking her 25-year-old daughter in the face with a used diaper.

Police report that victim Jessica Caldwell returned Monday to her Bradenton home and discovered “her mother became intoxicated while caring for her 2-year-old daughter.”

A verbal argument allegedly turned physical when Christine O’Keefe, 53, “threw a used diaper at the victim, striking her in the face,” according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report. Full Article

Woman arrested for holding two men hostage, demanding sex

Wisconsin – According to the Stevens Point Journal, a Wisconsin woman appeared in court on Friday on charges related to an incident in which she held two men hostage and demanded that one of them have sex with her.

Terry Boyd, a native of Wausau, Wisconsin, arrested on charges of false imprisonment, resisting arrested, disorderly conduct, and bail jumping.

Because of a plea agreement, all charges but the three counts of disorderly conducted were dismissed.

The charges stem from an incident last August, in which police were called to a house after neighbors reported that they heard a man screaming for help. When police arrived, they found two men – one of whom was Boyd’s roommate – hanging out of a second-story window calling for help. Full Article

Real Barbie Says She Wants To Live Off Light And Air Alone.

A Ukrainian model dubbed the “human Barbie” has revealed she is training herself to live off only light and air.

Valeria Lukyanova, 23, has admitted using plastic surgery and Photoshop to cultivate her doll-like appearance – but her tiny waist could also be a result of not eating for weeks.

“In recent weeks I have not been hungry at all; I’m hoping it’s the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone,” she told the International Business Times.

Ms Lukyanova said she is converting to Breatharianism, a cult that believes food – and possibly water – is not necessary for human survival.

It has been criticized as pseudo-science – with some adherents reportedly dying of starvation.   Full Article

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4 shot in Detroit after dispute over tax refund

Detroit – Four people were injured in a shooting Friday at a tax business on Detroit’s east side after a dispute broke out over a refund.

Police arrested the shooting suspect near the scene, and a second person, wanted for allegedly assaulting a security guard, turned herself in to police Friday evening.

The shooting happened just after 3:30 p.m. at Tax City Tax Service in a strip mall on the 7400 block of Gratiot. Three people are in serious condition and a fourth is in critical condition.

According to police, a 27-year-old female customer became upset because her tax refund wasn’t ready. A physical altercation broke out between her and a security guard. A 19-year-old man who accompanied the woman to the store pulled out a handgun and started firing, police said.  Full Article'

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Man sues McDonald’s for $1.5 million – they gave him only one napkin

California - A man is suing  McDonald’s for $1.5million in a dispute allegedly sparked off by the fact that he was given only one napkin with his meal.

Webster Lucas claimed he is “unable to work” due to the “emotional distress” caused by the incident at the outlet in Pacoima, California, TMZ reported.

He claimed he was given one serviette when he ordered a Quarter Pounder Deluxe, but when he went to the counter to ask for more, he was refused by the manager.

Lucas, who is African-American, alleged that the Mexican-American manager was racist towards him and mumbled something that sounded like “you people”.  Full Article

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The World's First 'Sexual Home Appliance.

Don't look directly into it! It's too late. The A10 Cyclone Standalone already has your soul.

The new Cyclone isn't marketed as a sex toy. Vorze is calling it a "sexual home appliance" with hopes that it'll show up in electronics shops. We're not really sure what that means, but we recommend steering clear of the frappe setting.
As far as new-age sex "appliances" go, though, this hardware has plenty of bells and whistles, Kotaku reports. It's bluetooth enabled and you can share your speed and rotation settings with your friends online. Vorze hopes that one day adult entertainment companies will release Cyclone data to go with their films.

We hope Game of Thrones releases episode-specific Cyclone data, too. That show is great.

It's expensive at $300. Luckily, our friends over at TechCrunch tried an older model of the Cyclone so you don't have to. Reporter John Biggs writes:

I personally didn’t like the sensation. It’s kind of all-encompassing and you get quickly overwhelmed. I mean seriously, people. This is a motorized tenga jar. We’re not talking butterfly kisses. You either like it or you don’t. If you can’t handle lots of stimulation at once, maybe stay away.

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